Hawks vs Falcons Vs Eagles


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My name is Joe Wengert.
I live in Los Angeles.
I work for the Upright Citizens Brigade Training Center.
I perform improv every Monday night at the UCB with "The Smokes."
I also enjoy writing and performing stand up comedy.
I am interested in collecting collages, drawings, photos, and videos depicting these majestic birds of prey battling each other.
I will eventually neglect this blog.


You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: you have selected a text based adventure

You: you are in a classroom

You: you are bored

Stranger: ok

You: do you want to look in the desk?

Stranger: yes

You: THERE IS A PIECE OF PAPER IN THE DESK!

You: do you want to doodle on the paper or turn it into an airplane?

Stranger: yes

You: INVALID ENTRY

You: do you want to doodle on the paper or turn it into an airplane?

Stranger: oops sorry, doodle

You: do you want to doodle a dog or 3-dimensional cubes?

Stranger: dog

You: SORRY, YOUR DOG LOOKS LIKE A BEAR

You: do you want to erase your bear or look in the margins?

Stranger: marginds

Stranger: margina

Stranger: margins

You: THERE IS SPACE IN THE MARGINS!

Stranger: ok

You: do you want to keep doodling or turn the paper into an airplane? Stranger: airplane :D You: Do you want to fold the paper in half or turn in a corner?

Stranger: corner

You: YOU HAVE TURNED IN A CORNER!

Stranger: yes!

You: do you want to fold the paper in half or turn in the other corner?

Stranger: other corner

You: YOU HAVE TURNED IN THE OTHER CORNER!

Stranger: now fold it

You: do you want to fold the paper in half or doodle another bear?

You: YOU HAVE FOLDED THE PAPER!

You: Do you want to fold the wings or go back to doodling?

Stranger: wings

You: HURRY THE TEACHER IS COMING

You: YOU HAVE FOLDED THE WINGS

You: do you want to throw the plane or save it to show your cousin Marco?

Stranger: Save it

You: YOU HAVE SAVED YOUR PLANE

You: SORRY, you are still bored

You: GAME OVER


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