Omegle


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Omegle is a site made last thursday using the already tried and true method of putting two anonymous people in one room and letting them chat. Alas, there is a twist!
The twist is that you have the option of revealing personal information. Yet, nothing good has come of this service except the creator's(Leif K Brooks) e-peen gaining a substantial amount of e-girth and these "anonymous" people just being retarded towards each other. Rinse, repeat, and you have 1-on-1 /b/ sessions. Due to chatroulette, as of March 13, 2010, webcams are now added.
There are over 9000 people on Omegle from Brazil, and even moar from Indonesia.
Ninety percent of all conversations begin with the following:
or
  • Stranger: u a horny girl

  • Trolling

    Sometimes when attempting to cyber bait and troll, people will troll themselves without realizing.
    Rick Rolling and Lemonpartying are common ways to troll strangers looking for slutty pix.
    Some of the most epic and downright most fucked up results of trolling come from baiting the stranger into having cyber with you and then fuckin with them. Classic use of goatse
    Trolling Omegle is retardedly simple. However, since Leif K Brooks is a major fucking buzzkill, some methods must be changed.When even mentioning FBI, you get this bullshit:
    If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
    Remember that every individual has it's own trolling-receptors. If you are talking to a russian, then don't troll him as if he were a nigger.
    Obviously playing the party van on unsuspecting pedos is out of the question, but playing the CIA is not. Simply use the following copypasta:
    NOTICE TO PARTICIPANT: The Central Intelligence Agency has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to violation of United States federal law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT: If you believe this chat to be logged in error, please state your reasons to the C.I.A. Monitoring agent observing this chat and quote reference number 3744956127. Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP address being entered in our criminal database and prosecution. Your IP address has been recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency. Please wait while reference code 3744956127 is entered into the database.
    Yes, the CIA doesn't do this type of shit, but no one will know the difference in the end anyway. There are lulz to be had by all.


    Moar trolling

  • ctrl+v this copypasta: [WARNING: Omegle™ is required under United States Federal Law to inform you that the IP (98.179.227.210) of the person whom you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Omegle™ encourages you to consider this when giving out personal information. The stranger cannot see this message.]
  • Press shift+enter to start a new line
  • Add this to the beginning of your every message
  • Carry on a conversation as normal
--

Since Omegle has that message about people impersonating actual Omegle messages, you can try this:

𝗢𝗺𝗲𝗴𝗹𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗱𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗜𝗣 𝗮𝗱𝗱𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗮 𝗿𝗲𝗴𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝘀𝗲𝘅 𝗼𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿. 𝗣𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗲 𝗲𝘅𝗲𝗿𝗰𝗶𝘀𝗲 𝗰𝗮𝘂𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝗿𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗮𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗶𝗻𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗺𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻.

Or..

𝗢𝗺𝗲𝗴𝗹𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗱𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗜𝗣 𝗮𝗱𝗱𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗮 𝗿𝗲𝗴𝗶𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝗢𝗺𝗲𝗴𝗹𝗲 𝗚𝗼𝗹𝗱 𝗠𝗲𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿.
𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗺𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝗯𝗲 𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗮𝗻𝘆𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗵𝗲 𝗼𝗿 𝘀𝗵𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝘆𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗴, 𝘂𝗻𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗮𝗻 𝗢𝗺𝗲𝗴𝗹𝗲 𝗚𝗼𝗹𝗱 𝗔𝗰𝗰𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁.

And just blank post, or type squares.
You can't normally bold text on Omegle, so it looks somewhat official. Some people can't see it because they have fail language support. Type your message first, hold shift and press Enter once, then paste the above message.

--
Say this:
  • "Trolling is a art". And see them reminding you of the "an" error. Feel free to experiment with other deliberate grammatical errors. Remember to keep a score of successful trolls and failtrolls.
  • "I'm a racist", Omegle consists of mostly common-minded sheep, so they will react to this with some kind of moral superiority.
  • "I'm a pedophile/rapist" Same reasons applies as above.
  • "I'm a girl". Go on and fool them as long as possible that you are interested in them, preferably sexually. The longer the better. And then in the end just say "ur a faggot, I have a penis" ???? Enjoy reaction. Or, alternatively, get them to go on webcam, then you are free to show them your smiling male face. Enjoy reaction.
  • "God bless you", "Jesus loves you", "Allah will save us all" or etc. godfaggot slurs, works on some atheist /b/tards
  • 卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐 . Posting these will probably get you disconnected.
  • Copypasta the entirety of Herman Melville's "Moby Dick; Or the Whale" Found here.
  • Saying "FBI" actually works when trolling because every time you do, the user will get this message:
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
So, just keep saying FBI. Omegle will automatically troll the other person.
Also try saying the common controversial shit such as:
  • "Abortion is murder" - "Stem Cell Research is a sin" - "Large Hadron Collider will kill us all" - "Obama is a socialist"
  • "Playing games make you violent" - "Africans belong in Africa" - "Jews did/didn't do 9/11" - "Evolution/Bigbang is just a theory"
  • "AIDS is god's curse" "The Holocaust didn't happen" - "Homosexuality is a disease" - "† Jews killed Jesus †"
There is plenty of these topics on the net just search for "Controversial subjects" and enjoy heated reactions.
Note: Please add more phrases
  • Shock images in ASCII are always fun. for example:
Classic Goatse
/_____\_____________\____________/____\
|_______|_____________\__________|______|
|_______`._____________|_________|_______:
.\________|____________|_________\|_______|
_\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______:
__\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____|
___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|
____\______\_________.----------.________\|___|
______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|
_______\___.__C____)_.you just_(_(____>__|__/
_______/\_|___C_____)/__got__\_(_____>__|_/
______/_/\|___C_____)___ass__|__(___>___/__\
_____|___(___C_____)\_raped_/__//___/_/_____\
_____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|
____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________|
____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|
____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________|
____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_
___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________|
___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________|
___|__________/________|____|_______|_________|
__|__________|_________|____|_______|_________|
Hitler is always fun as well
HEIL HITLER
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                        IMMORTAL LEADER
                          OF OUR RACE
For moar, see ED's ASCII art page. There are plenty of things there, from racial slurs to DESU. Just remember, Omegle deletes blank spaces, so you must post images that aren't full of black space. Or you could just fail.
Note: Please add moar images!

And Moar

Now, there should be no girls on the internet. However, it is always possible that one will find the key to the chain keeping her in the kitchen, and find her way to a computer. She will inevitably be "horny f." You have a moral obligation to use her for sex. Begin to cyber, getting pics if offered, and then fap as fap can. When you finish, however, it is time to enter troll mode. Remember - you need to make up for all that time you pretended to like this person. Make it clear that you were lying to her - say you're a girl, that you're 12 years old, that you suddenly have to vomit, or you can simply disconnect without any warning.


Bonus points if you use Append with the tactics above.

Trolling Tools

Trollegle

Properusage of the trollegle tool
Tools like Trollegle can not only double your ability to troll, but get two people to simultaneously troll each other. You can play the middle-man and essentially take full control of two stranger's conversation. Used correctly, many lulz can be had amidst the confusion.
You could also use it to eavesdrop on random conversations. You'll find that 99% of them are shit.
(Also, why spy on Omegle's text chats when you can spy on their cams? ChatRoulette, too.)
Use Google translator to confuse and flame users in other languages.

Spy on Omegle

it's that easy.
Spy on Omegle is a useful program which, as the name suggests, allows you to spy on other Omegle conversations and talk to both strangers with names made up by the program. The program comes as a .jar file and will only run on Windows and Lunix systems (fuck you Mac lusers). Like any other freeware software on the internet, it is loaded with more viruses and bloatware than a cheap Asian hooker. Okay, just kidding there.

How to use it

  1. Download the updated program here.
  2. Open it
  3. Click 'Start New Conversation'
  4. Put on trollface
  5. ???
  6. PROFIT
If you come across errors of any kind, they are usually easily fixed by visiting Omegle and filling out the craptcha (or you could just wait 10 seconds before jumping to another conversation). As of August 2010, the creator[[1]] of the programme has made a new version available which circumvents this issue by filling in a craptcha each time you interlope on someone's chat. The above link has been corrected to link to the updated, fully compiled version with expanded name list.

What if you get b& or v&

Don't worry. It is perfectly legal. We think. Apparently, due to the fact that Omegle itself doesn't have a terms of service policy, spying on other people's conversations is perfectly okay.

Gallery

Omegle Logs
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on 4chan

Make This Face.
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Links

Video Chat

Because of how Chatroulette was reporting that they had over 200,000 users on at any given time, Omegle wanted to get in on the action.
So Omegle Admins created a similar service tied into omegle that allows you to:

Omegle as a tool to learn Engrish

It's been proven a fact that 99.9% of all Omegle users you will ever talk to are AZNZ trying to practice their Engrish. This use of Omegle as a learning tool falls flat on its face as the typical conversation goes like this:
  • Stranger1: hi
  • Stranger2: hi. a/s/l?
  • Stranger1: 14/m/korea i iz trying to praktise my enrish pleez excuse
  • Stranger2: oh, okay...
  • Stranger1: ...
  • Stranger2: ...
  • Stranger1: cocks

The New Rules

1. Go to omegle.com & start a chat
2. Tell the stranger about an updated Omegle & link to it. (don't click it yourself, dickwad)
3. Lulz ensues.


Logs

Here are some examples of the enlightening conversations being had thanks to this wonderful service:
Logs 1
 

Stranger: are you Tod Goldstein McFarm?
You: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 
—Wtf?
NOTE: As of last Thursday, there are more trolls on Omegle than real users. If this isn't true, it will be shortly, just give it a few days. Proof:
  • You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  • You: is m00t a fag?
  • Stranger: Are 7927 people on here btards? Most likely. Glad you guys are having fun.
  • Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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